Island Red Cafe:

To be honest, I never had any curiosity and interest in any freaking Multi Level Marketing program, what more to join any of the shits. Yes, I do refer to them as shits sometime. As far as I could commit to memory, I was spooned with various types of multi level programs since my university days. Back in those days, Omega Trend was one of the first few program to storm the university and unluckily for me, one of my roommates joined and sank deep into this Omega Trend obsession. Why? Because one of his friends which was also another mutual friend of mine made big bucks out of it. I did not know how big but I was made to understand that it covered five freaking figures. For a university undergraduate who depends solely on government loan that was quite a lot of money. Everybody was like, went nuts about the whole awesomeness, including this room mate of mine. And I was like, OK, I am pretty much dead. Luckily through out that colossal rage, I was able to turn on my super sonic velocity superhero mode in full force, thus with out much problem, I was able to shield myself from that nasty little bugger.

A few days ago, I lost my Multi Level Marketing virginity to Island Red Café. Island Red fucking Café. Nina was against the idea and I almost got myself a tongue lashing when I first told her I joined an MLM program. It’s a waste of money abang, I remember she told me. A few days later, when I checked my Island Red Café members account, I found out to my own amazement that I have already earned RM452. I remember texting Nina and told her that I was already earning. In a classic female reaction she wrote me back; EARN MORE! Hahaha. Maybe that RM400k Rawang three storey, six bedrooms, six toilets, a wardrobe and swimming pool semi detached landed property idea aint such a bad idea after all. Kan sayang?