Benign:

Most of my friends and close associates calls me Benign. I do not know why but i kind of played along and eventually it stuck. I am glad it stuck, at least now i got my self a nick name. Not John, not Mike nor Buyong like some of my so-called friends tried to call me. Buyong? Come on fellas, give me a fucking break.

I believe some of them did not even know what my real name is. My real name is Hafeez, you jerks. Stop calling my home line asking for a Benign. Try Mr. Cool, you may get lucky. I do prefer Mr. Dashingly Handsome though.

I do believe I am the one and only person in this whole wide world, whos lucky enough to be named after a cancerous tumor. Try google for benign, most probably one referring to yours truly will end up on the hundredth page if not the last. Damn those Benign Malignant tumors.

Benign is also a rarely used word for kind. I would like to add that it is also a word for handsome, generous, noble, gorgeous, warm, poetic, funny, desirable, intelligent, smart, witty, talented, understanding, caring, visionary, humble, polite, nice and extremely sweet. Have i mentioned handsome? Ok, good looking.

Why do i post an entry about my name? Because i just got a cool new lay out and the need to write is just so damn irresistible. Good night sayang.