The Philosophy Unleashed:

Never in a million years that I would actually see a day when a label would be interested to release anything from my black metal one man band project, Filsufatia (a play on the arabic term for the Philosophy), other than my own, if I were to have one that is. Today I opened my trustworthy myspace account to find that I got this private message from Carnage Music, a Kelantan based local independent heavy metal label, offering to release Filsufatia’s fourth demo, Immortalis and add Filsufatia into their little artist roaster on Carnage Music. Although it was not really a big deal since I really do trust that the offer was only a gesticulation of support from one Kelantanese metalhead to another, but still it was an honor that they wanted to release the damn thing through their label.

Not that I will be getting any money out of it, but I bet it would be loads of fun, at least for me, to see Immortalis being released in a much better and appropriate material even if it was only on a burned compact disc with a zeroxed black and white cover. I was made to further understand that the plan was that it would be going to be a limited release of thirty copies only. I made them an offer to add some additional tracks so that it would appear to be money worthy track wise. It would be a great experience and opportunity. Thank you fellas. All hail Kelantanese heavy metal.

John William Ferrell:

Hensem tak Abang Will?

His name is John William Ferrell. He is my favorite actor and Nina despised me for that. Why? Simply because Will Ferrell is ugly. So typical of you urban girls to only like those in the league of Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt and that gay ass Wentworth Miller from the trendy ass Prison Break. These guys could not even act, well, except for Depp. Give me a break.

One of the most hilarious and disturbingly funny guys from the frat pack of Hollywood, Ferrell first started as a cast in, what I would call, the university for comedy superstardom, Saturday Night Live before going on to star in his own box office hit movies like Old School (2003), Anchorman (2004), Talladega Nights (2006) and Step Brothers (2008) and man those movies were hilarious. I could watch it a thousand more times and would still be laughing at his evergreen ridiculousness.

But Nina hated Ferrell movies for no apparent reason. She justified that Ferrell was a terrible actor and all of his movies were a pile of garbage on reels. She even dozed off to Mimaland when she was supposed to watch Talladega Nights. You slept in the middle of the movie and came back to me complaining that it was the worst movie ever. You did not even finish the whole movie.

I guess she is more into those brainer kinds of movies like Vantage Point, Righteous Kill, The Oxford Murders or even Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Yeah, try and not fall asleep watching that movie. Don’t get me wrong, I love those kinds of movies, most probably way more than you do Na, but try and give No-Brainer movies a chance especially Ferrells or John C. Rileys. Freaking hilarious.

“Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.” – Ron Burgundy.

Hannah Dakota Fanning:

Her name is Hannah Dakota Fanning. Nina always get grumpy if I happen to mention the names of my favorite actresses in the likes of Ellen Page or that girl from V for Vendetta. What was her name? Natalie Portman, especially the former. I do not know why. These people are good actresses la Na. They really are. Seriously. But the weird thing was, Nina just laughed at me when the other day I told her that I liked Dakota Fanning. An exceptional talent in a league of her own, an outstanding child actress, sending dazes with her roles in, my favorite Fanning movies like I Am Sam (2001), Hide & Seek (2005) and Dreamer (2006). She really is a good actress, no doubt about that. But it was Ninas sudden calmness and approval that left me at odds. Well, since it is OK to favor Fanning, and Fanning turned out to be one cute, hot and talented actress, I guess I have to say my goodbyes to the equally talented Ellen Page and Natalie Portman. Your girls are so 2008.

Dakota Blue Richards:

Her name is Dakota Blue Richards. Her latest movie was The Secret of the Moonacre. The movie was sloppy as hell and the rest of casts were extremely dreadful. The lines were poor and shoddy. It was like; most of it were tell-me-she-did-not-just-said-that kind of lines. Cheesy. Dreadful of the highest order it was. The movie was ghastly horrid and everyone in the movie ought to have been shot at the back of their ugly little heads, well except for Dakota Blue Richards. Good acting. Award winning performance. Emma Watson is so overrated.

I like Dakota Blue Richards because she is a very good actress. Serious Na.

The June Playlist:

GOROD – Process of a New Decline, Willowtip Records, 2009.
(French technical death metal band at its best. The songs were nothing but technical, precisely speedy but pleasantly melodic, cleverly groovy and impressively jazzy at times. Eleven tracks of pure fucking intoxicating holocaust. The vocals were kind of weak and a bit mood spoiling though. This is the third and their latest album and I am still wrecking my stereo, in full blast, with it)

KATAKLYSM – Prevail, Nuclear Blast Records, 2008.
(Canadian Death Metal. The complete fucking package. Brutal as fuck, eccentrically melodic and extremely heavy. 10 heavy and headbangable tracks. This is how death metal should sound like, junior.)

Back to my guitar practice!